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Geoff

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That Freak who plays piano.

Hello. This is the website about that band I'm in called Porcelain Horse. I am very proud of this band and its steadily growing female fanbase.
 
Equipment I use on stage:
*Keyboard: Unlike other keyboards my keyboard has a variety of sound effects and drum loops that i can play whilst on stage. It also has black keys.
*Microphone: My microphone is usually turned down the most because i'm the worst singer.
*Drum stool: Spring loaded.
 
Techniques:
*Generally my left hand plays the lower part of the keyboard part and my right hand plays the higher part. Pushing down on the keys makes noise. Make sure keyboard is turned on. My favourite Chord is C because its easy.
*Chair flinging takes a lot of practise and should not be tried at home. One day I hope to injure peter on stage.
*Girls groping my legs while i'm on stage helps. Guys help too.
 
Influences:
Some of my favourite bands are:
Mars Volta, Nine Inch Nails, Queens of the Stoneage, Radiohead, Kashmir, System of the down, Fantomas, The Streets, Rage against the Machine, Chemical Brothers, Ben folds (because he plays piano, hey) With Given Rights(!!!),  DJ Gerkfrey, The Deledio's, Porcelain Pony etc.
 
Dislikes:
*Guitarists that play too loud.
*Drummers that play too loud.
 
Likes:
*Pianists that play loud
 
I hope you enjoyed my website as much as i didn't enjoy making it.
 

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Geoff's close freind and Band Manager, Harvey Wallbanger.

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Porcelain Horse- Amateur Music at its Worst!